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wah thx to pengy or penguin or ng peng or...he got a lot of name XD
he saved my blog!
jus now i did some quiz then copy the results and paste here but dunnoe y some error happen then my blog was like shit all the content flying everywhere...
then came in pengy! i ask him then he helped me edit and delete the bad posts XD
so my blog is cured!!!! yeah XD
ok anyway today i err do nothing...
morning woke up at 11 eat then did lit...
walao damn hard lor i didnt understand the poem so anyhow do XD
then prepared for lit project...
now i waiting for tonite then we discuss the lit project on msn
now so bored...dunnoe wad to do...
my nerd sister keep studying...sigh
ohya sunshine creamroll is damn nice lor...
i ate one then i was WOW...
err its a bread by the brand 'sunshine'
inside got different flavours like vanilla coffee and chocalate
dam nice i can eat like 6 of them at one time lor...
hahas okie i tink i go sleep till 6 then eat dinner XD
bb!

ok today is err friday...came to sch raining like siao then first period was lit...
went to com lab 4 or 2 i forgot then we had to do a project and present on monday...wtf lor 2 days onli...
ok then went to new art block then do dunnoe wad clay figure or something like that then we had to draw out our design and i drew a panda XD
then recess i ate fish and chips XD
then got maths 2 periods of quah then chinese then geog -_-
mr lim never come then got relief teacher
then went for cca -_- i noe this sounds boring but it IS boring -_-
ohya we also had a joke about this 'bangbang' thing XD
its actually means *err hmm*something damn sick XD
ohya and u know wad i saw when i too bus home with xuehng????
I SAW TEOCC IN THE BUS!!!!
I WAS LIKE OMFG!!!!
so funny lor teocc stood up to let the woman inside go out then at first i dunnoe one then she stand up then i was WTF then xuehng so diao lor..he go say so loudly'omg that lady looks like teocc' he said so freaking loudly lor then i was like laughing and then i said 'that IS teocc -_-'
then xuehng was like 'oh shit'
she dress up so nice lor AND FOR THE FIRST TIME HER PANTS DID NOT REACH HER STOMACH! HER PANTS WAS LIKE EXACTLYNORMAL LIKE ANYOTHER WOMAN...i was shocked lor...she dress up as though like going wedding lor...
but i dunnoe where she was going as i went down before she did...
WALAO HER PANTS WAS LOOKED SO NORMAL LOR ITS LIKE HOW ANY OTHER WOMAN WEAR THEIR PANTS NOT HIGH NOT LOW JUS NICE XDDDDD
hahas
thats for today XD

today i reached sch at around 7 XD we did not sing sch song as it was raining
yugui dunoe y never come today leh...so weird one lor people like yugui whole day pon training then also always never come to sch...
then 1st 2 periods was IS...walao everyone was damn scared cos tot got test...ends out the test was so lame...5 question and all damn easy XD
then recess i ate some dunnoe wad chicken that was not worth it as there was onli the chicken, red beans and cucumber -_- waste my money...
then got maths, me, troy , shuin jian and timothy were so bored as we finished all the ws already but the rest of the class havent do -_- so we were chatting XD
then got chinese...GOT COMPO AGAIN LEH i was like WTF OMG
but luckily the compo can bring home do as not enough time XD as we did me troy and timothy were talking about some sick and funny jokes then we were laughing away like hell XD
troy said dunnoe wad some babies have their dicks erected when they r borned -_- then we made many sick jokes XD hahas
last period was lit we presented the bui doi war poetry, explaining some cheem stuff XD
then i mus do duty -_- clean window lor walao...but luckily i dunnid to bring the newspaper down to recycling corner as thursday got NEWSWEEK haha i so heng XD
then ate at poolside with the canoeing people...
then took bus home...ohya this pervertic man was trying to seduce a malay woman lor i was sitting behind him at the back then when a malay mother i tink and her daughter came on the bus he keep staring and smiling at her he even do the err eye twicthing thing (making his eyebrows go up and down) and he keep staring at her...in my mind i was thingking"eee so suay sit behind a f*cking pervert" -_-
okie thats all XD tonite mus do maths and compo haha gtg liao BB

ps. PLS TAG!!!!!!!!!!! my tagbox like damn dead -_-

today is tuesday XD
a very supposedly very shuang day...
cos got assembly...
BUT...
it was no more shuang as Quahlh made us sit in register no...
walao could not sit with troy and peng...
lols okie start of day i reached sch quite early?? then peng was like'omg how come u come to sch so early?i tot u always come late?' then i was -_-
then got science so funny lor we were laughing over the tapeworms...
its a kind of worm?? that leaves in ur stomach and eat up food??so that u cannot grow?? lols i not sure
then ms ting say that a mother use toothpick poke her son's ass in the nite then got worm on the toothpick XD so sick lor
then we were making a lot of *err hmm* sick jokes over it XDD
then it was assembly...sigh...sian...
last period was quahlh lesson HAHA peng was saboed bu troy XD
cos yixiang dunnoe y dun wan be chairman then ask hu can be then troy go shout 'ng peng! ng peng!' then quah was like' hu is ng peng stand up'
haha so funny now peng is the new chairman!!!
now at home dunnoe wad to do leh sian...tml got hell lot of shit lesson...got pe got his got geog aiya DAMN SIAN LAR

ps.i hate shuin jian for sitting beside me(no offence)