haha jus came back from badminton
guess wad. my father n i quarreled with a cheena couple
ok so heres wad happened.
its was 9pm and the lights of the court usually offs at 10pm
so we came down to the court.
there was a cheena couple playing badminton.
they were using the whole court and were playing without nets
so we asked politely if they could share half court and then we can set up the net
guess wad.
the cheena couple act blur and like dao us
so my father asked in chinese
and u noe wad tat guy said?
he said NO. his reason? too little space, he scared we might bang each other
ok so the wife said tat they play 20 more mins.
ok lor we waited
20mins past.
we waited...
30 mins
they still carried on playing
so my father was already quite pissed
obviously they wont keeping their word
so my father went into the court and set up the net
then we jus went in to use half court
so we played for around 5 mins
HOWEVER, the cheena man still purposely stand at the center of the court
u noe wad i mean by PURPOSELY
so the whole incident started when my father was abt to serve the ball
then the man was like standing at the center
so my father stopped halfway so as to not hit tat asshole
and so the quarrel began!
so at first the man was like looking at my father
so my father like stared back
then the man started with something like wads ur prob
so my father was like saying we waited for more than 30mins
the guy replied with lots of crap
somewhere along his crap he was saying stuff like
WE ARGH DUING YUU AR FAVOUR
WE VERY KINDD TUUU LETTA U USE COURT
(notice how the words are kinda weird...TATS HOW TAT ASSHOLE SOUNDS LIKE!)
so my father was like kept arguing back
he said stuff like
we came here and asked politely if we could use the court
ur say NO
we(my father and me) have been playing badminton almost everyday and if someone wans to use the court, we would willingly allow him to share half a court
u can realli see the diff between people from diff countries
like in singapore, tat time we were playing
then 2 indian guys came and asked politely if we could share court
we agreed then when they left they even thanked us for sharing court with them
these people from china? share court? NO -.-
maybe i cant blame them. they in china they dun get free courts like we do
and so many poeple in china so they are trained in a way to be selfish
so as to protect themselves
wadeva
so they quarreled
and soon the topic apparently changed to the TIME tat we waited
so my father said we already waited for the 30mins
then the asshole said NOOO NOOO?? ITS NOT 20 MINS
then my father shouted, CHECK UR WIFE WATCH! GO CHECK LA!
then the guy dao tat part lool
then he reply SO WAD IF MORE THAN 30 MINS? WE R DOING YUUU A FAVOUR. MY WIFE WANTS TO PLAY A FEW MINUTES MORE. IS TAT WRONG?
by now u can see wad an bastard cake he is
so suddenly the topic changed to ethnics and social grace LOL
during the quarrel i was like also shouting like U DUN TOK RUBBISH LA U SAY 20 MINS
DUN BELIEVE U ASK UR WIFE?
then the wife was like damn retarded one. stand there like a retarded bitch
so then my father was like saying
U DUN TINK U R IN CHINA. IN CHINA U CAN DO WADEVA U LIKE BUT HERE U R IN SINGAPORE
IN SINGAPORE U BETTER FOLLOW THE SINGAPORE WAY
WE SINGAPOREANS WALK OUR TALK
WHERE GOT LIKE UR, SAY 20 MINS THEN AFTER 20 MINS LEH? STILL HAVENT LEAVE THE COURT
then tat asshole kept saying wad he doing us a favour
hello mr cheena asshole, its a public court for gods sake
u wan a whole court for urself? go back cheena
then the man was like saying my father no social grace...
wad my father not gentlemen
then my father argue back saying:
IF I NOT GENTLEMEN I ALREADY ENTER THE COURT WITHOUT ASKING U FIRST, I HAVE BEEN TO CHINA, I NOE HOW UR PEOPLE BEHAVE. NOW U R IN SINGAPORE SO U BETTER FOLLOW THE SINGAPORE WAY. DUN TINK U STILL IN CHINA. IN SINGAPORE, WE SAY WAD WE MEAN. WE WILL DO WAD WE SAY. NOT LIKE UR SAY 20MINS AFTER 30MINS STILL LIKE TAT.
damn funny
the quarrel was like so meng and loud, people were sticking their heads out of the windows to see wad happened
then after quarreling like siao, this RC indian guy came down
he was like asking us to calm down and stuff
then tat bitch wife was like kao peing, telling her husband tat we singaporeans wad no manners or wad
go hell bitch u r the one who no manners
people ask u if can share half court, would any SINGAPOREAN say NO?
then my father very funny. he was like saying
boy, this kind of things u cant learn in class, u mus experience it
after quarreling they humji
wan go away
then the cheenaman was like saying to my father and i,
DUN FORGET UR GRANDFATHER FROM CHINA
then my father was like saying:
im a singaporean chinese. u wan to quarrel? u become singaporean chinese first then come and quarrel. u tink china so good? then y u from china come singapore to work? in the end u also becoming a singaporean!!
LOL then the woman was like shouting as she left
NI MEN CHONG SHI TOU BIAN CHU LAI DE
(ur are made from rocks)
then i shouted back
NI MEN CHONG DA BIAN BIAN CHU LAI DE
(ur are made from shit)
then when they were leaving they still tok a lot of crap
wad singaporeans all like tat
then my father shouted back: EH ur wan tok somemore come here tok la! dun walk away! OI!
lol then they left. LOL so hilarious
in the quarrel there was a lot of wad ethnic and culture, social grace stuff LOL
the cheena couple say wad we singaporeans no manners...wad they let us we still like tat
then we were arguing back they then no manners
i mean seriously
someone ask u if can share halfcourt
would u say no? and somemore say 20mins then become 30min. after 30 still dun wan stop playing
so we kindly enter and use half court
notice we DIDNT ask them to LEAVE
if they like tat
we also can say '20mins is up. leave the court'
y didnt we do tat? cos we r singaporeans. we r polite, humble and sharing citizens of SINGAPORE.
not china.
so in the end they bushuang keep saying wad
wo men bu gen zhe zhong ren jiang hua
then they leave
lol losers sia
ohyea the best part
at first they act like they cant speak english
then during the quarrel? WAH SEH SO MUCH ENGLISH COME OUT LOL!
then when they leaving i was like shouting
PWNED!!!!
WAHHHAAAHAHAHAHA
losers sia
china so good y u come singapore work? in the end still become singaporean
LOL I LOVE TAT PART!!!
WOOTS GOODNITE!!!
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